Punk Scumbag.

I'm Catie, I'm 19 and my hobbies include being right and petting other people's cats. I'm a loser.



learning all the words to a song where the singer sings really fast so you can sing along at the same speed is honestly the most satisfying thing


(via itsacliffhannah)

  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance


I won tickets to see Paramore and Fall out Boy tomorrow, so fucking excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don’t you dare think that there is anything, past or present, that I would put in front of you.

(Source: hellshounds, via myfriendcas)




my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

(via sun-eyed)



so i updated that orange is the new black offense thing bc it was kind of inaccurate and i added some of my faves ok here

YES this is so much better than the other that just said “DRUGS” above everyone

(via sun-eyed)